10. They don’t slobber.
9. They hardly shed.
8. They like to hang with well-behaved kids.
7. They’re the fastest dogs on the block, but don’t brag about it.
6. They’re bigger couch potatoes than you are.
5. They could qualify for Mensa (most of them…).
4. They’re always unfailingly sweet and polite.
3. They don’t smell like dogs.
2. They look you in the eye when you talk to them.
1. They’re forever thankful to you for saving their lives!